Tell me if this isn’t true. Or don’t. I like living in my own little world.
Vacuum tracks on the carpet makes your house look clean.
Laundry causes guilt. Let me explain…If you wash the clothes, then you have to dry the clothes. If you dry the clothes then you have to fold the clothes. If you fold the clothes then you will have to put them away. If you do all that then you’ll be tired and need a nap. And if you nap, then you’ll feel guilty for wasting the day. So don’t do laundry.
Isn’t my world better?